Be A Unicorn In A Crowd Of Horses

spongebobssquarepants:

hey,

seriously looking for new friends to talk to you. Hit me up if you want to talk please, I know I sound desperate but whatever.

Seriously so overwhelmed and frustrated…..😩😞

actualaster:

adulthoodisokay:

badjokesbyjeff:

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

fuck you, OP

This post took me out back and beat me within an inch of my life